This post is called Nelson.

Well, I come up with a master plan that would allow me to attend E3, one of the seemingly awesomest things I've ever heard of, and now I hear it's been canceled indefinately.

Ain't that a bitch?

Well, no reason to stop what I'm doin.

F*R*A*G:
Aww man! You mean I'm gonna have to make due with only two balls?