Theories

See, this is the latest that I've figured out, and as far I know it's a good one.

When a woman asks you a question, it is never yes or no. Sometimes it may seem that way, but it's really not. The reason for this is they they do not ask the whole question. In order to get the right answer, you must first finish the question, and then answer that entire question. Yes, you do have to be a kind of mind reader.

Tell me if you can get this to work too.

F*R*A*G:
When they come to kill me I'll be sitting at a desk with a bulletproof gun and a hand in my vest.